Stop fucking procrastinating and tidy your fucking room.

Were you born in a barn? It's a fucking sty in here. Dirty clothes in the laundry basket, clean clothes in the wardrobe & dresser, crockery taken to the kitchen, bins emptied, things not being used back where they live. Floor vacuumed or brushed, bedclothes changed, surfaces dusted, window opened for a bit of fresh air. You can knock this out in half an hour if you power through it.

Need some high-energy music to clean to? Try I Get Wet by Andrew WK (also on Spotify. Ignore the irony of singing about partying hard while doing chores.