Stop fucking procrastinating and update your CV.

Yeah, it's boring. Yeah, it's hard to hit the right balance of clear speech and impersonal puff-language. But it needs to be done, and you're an adult. Headphones on, Facebook off, power through it. It's only a two page document; you can bring it up to date within a couple of hours. Go.

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